The Autistic Nutritionist

The Autistic Nutritionist | Accessible nutrition & life coaching for all brains & bodies, by transgender autistic nutritionist

This is a Choose Your Own Adventure titled:

Cover me, Im going In: a fundraiser made with cliches by a dude who barely understands them.

 

I. Preface

No hesitations about funding this business?

a. No, None. I was born ready:  Take the fast tack to Chapter 4: Lose your head, lose your temper & the almighty dollar.

b. None, but I want an adventure & possibly a “perk”: continue to Chapter 1: I eat Guys like you for breakfast

c. Actually, maybe, but I didn’t watch the video: watch the video & restart your quest 

d. I am hesitant. I watched the video: continue your quest to Chapter 1

 

chapter 1. 

I eat guys like you for breakfast

 

TRUE or FALSE:

Transgender autistics should build & lead businesses

 

True: continue

False: fire in the hole!

 

I’d rather see more transgender autistic people:

a. Running a business

B. Working their way up in a business

 

a. Continue

b. Swipe Left

 

One or more is of interest to me:

  • Positive food communication
  • A food routine unique to each individual
  •  impacts of vitamins & suppliments (including herbs) 
  • Meditating however feels right
  • Shifting from wanting & hoping to having. 
  • Smashing the patriarchy

 

Yes: Continue

No nor do I want anyone else to have any of these: (emjoi that shrugs)

 

Chapter 2:

nothing ventured, nothing gained

With a degree in Science Nutrition and Health, I am starting a unique nutritionist business. I am applying to Dietician programs and will grow my business while continuing my education. 

I am an actually autistic, neurodivergent, transgender nutritionist who believes in empowering our communities through taking control of our bodies, sharing knowledge and leading businesses. Nutrition, meditation, supplimentatiom and a unique and positive relationship with food changed my life. Support on my journey was and is essential.

I’m here to remind you there’s no wrong way to eat, there’s no wrong way to meditate and nutrition & life coaching is for all brains & bodies

Make sense?

Yes: Continue.

Sound like a bad idea? 

Yes, terrible: I don’t know what to tell you.

Chapter 3:

take one for the team cuz it’s raining cats & dogs

goal: $6,000

this only takes six $30 donors a day for 30 days!

But campaigns have highs and lows, so what is your personal maximum? For some people, it’s $250 and for others it’s $10. Together, we come together to make a real vision a reality. And that, my friends, is the power of community and the beauty of grassroots fundraising. We all play an essential role.

Into it?: Continue

Chapter 4:

until the cows come home

what are you literally giving funds to?

Stage 1:

  • Launching & sustaining my complete website 
  • Promotions, marketing and branding 
  • Creating client in take forms
  • Launch slliding scale program
  • Expand current research
  • Expanding client base

Stage 2:

  • In person & online networking to:
  • build business partners 
  • share research and trainings with individuals, organizations, medical professionals

Ultimately, your support will:

  •  Allow me to focus part time on nutrition consultations and full-time on growing the business. 
  • This is changing our communities

I have led businesses and nonprofits for over ten years. So, I understand plan and strategy and am ready to be my own boss. Meanwhile, I have been hired to consult for non profits starting in 2020 to receive a cost of living. So your funds will go directly to The Autistic Nutritionist business

 

Chapter 4:

lose your head, lose your temper & the almighty dollar

Congratulations, you’re almost at the end of your quest

Now. Take a deep Breath because there is no real ending, just the place where we stop the story.

how are you feeling?

A. i believe in the power of people coming together to create something magical

B. I will support your start up, Jersey.

C. I don’t know: Honestly, I am still unsure. It’s not personal. Let’s check out the perks because I’m buying holiday presents anyway!!

A.B & C. Continue to complete your voyage

 

Chapter 5:

The Cats out of the Bag & It’s Easier than Pie:

Follow the steps to “select a perk” to continue your adventure…

  

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